The Crystal Dildo: Why Insta Folks Love it and You Will Too

Crystal Pleasure Wand
Jenna Hall
Written by Jenna Hall

I used to think flesh-like dildos were all the rage. Until they were not.

Suddenly the smell of synthetic plastic and the thought of sticking toxins up my lady bits became a total turn-off. Aside from that, my generic fleshy dildos provided superficial pleasure. In other words, I achieved an orgasm but I was left craving more. Then my vagina met a crystal dildo. And from that moment on, everything changed.

Crystal dildos are like Alice and Wonderland meets the adult porn industry.

Totally magical, kinky, playful and awesome. Furthermore, crystal dildos are body-safe and made of organic stones from all over the earth.

The best part about crystal dildos? They go way beyond superficial pleasure.

In fact, they can help awaken sensuality, enhance your pelvic floor, and much, much more.

choosing the right crystal dildo

So, if you have never thought about penetrating your precious bits with crystals, today may be the day. And while I probably have your interest right now, before rushing off to shove your amethyst up your hoo-ha (um ouch?) let’s take a step back.

Things to Consider Before Buying a Pleasure Wand

If you were an 80’s or 90’s kid, you may remember the crystal craze. Crystals back then were used to garnish mood rings and birthstone necklaces. As a teenager, we probably weren’t thinking about how they could amplify our sex life.

Today, crystals have matured into the world of adult toys.

And, if used correctly, crystal dildos can help one awaken their sensuality & enhance their pelvic floor health.

Saying that, it’s important to note that the power of crystal dildos works for some and not for others.

Let’s take a look at who would benefit from this product, and who would probably be better settling for a more generic dildo.

You May Be a Crystal Dildo Lover If…

Crystal dildos are for people who are interested in pleasure as well as nourishment and inner healing.

Many first time users explain that crystal dildos are the real deal and that they are powerful beyond physical sensation.

With that said, a crystal dildo is probably not ideal for someone looking for a quickie. That is to say, a crystal dildo is not just a toy, or for people looking for a “superficial” physical experience.

The point is that if you are merely seeking physical pleasure you may not want to introduce crystal dildos to your lady bits just yet.

A great alternative is this fleshy and flexible 7.5-inch dildo with suction cup base for hands-free pleasure.

However, if you are the kind of person who is craving a little spicy energy boost in your hoo-hoo, then read on.

Pleasure Wands: It’s Way More than a Crystal Dildo

If used in an intentional way, crystal pleasure wands strive to take you to new realms of self-indulgence.

Keeping this in mind, we are totally enamored in particular with the Rose Quartz Wand. Why?

Not only is this crystal dildo beautifully crafted but it also works to connect us with the most divine, sensual and feminine essence within.

All wands are organically sourced from the earth, so whichever stone you choose, you can try to coordinate with its specific property.

Clear Quartz Crystal Dildo

But be mindful, and remember that not all dildo-shaped crystals are made for internal use. With this in mind consider the following pros and cons of crystal dildo play:

Pros of Crystal Pleasure Wands

  • Proved to be “body safe”.
  • Wands are completely free of toxic BPAs and phthalates (unlike some plastic sex toys), which are known to play a factor in disrupting the endocrine system and may play a part in cancer and infertility.
  • Strengthens the physical heart and circulatory system and releases impurities from body fluids.
  • Promotes physical, emotional and spiritual healing.

Cons of the Crystal Pleasure Wands

  • Brrr! They are cold to their touch at first.
  • Oops! Don’t drop this dildo as it could break.
  • A crystal dildo is an investment. And while we think it’s a good one, the pleasure wand is expensive.

Features & Benefits

One of the reasons we love pleasure wands so much is because they are stunningly beautiful. I mean you could put these crystal dildos on display in your house and convince visitors it’s part of your home decor.

Seriously though, each pleasure wand is a lovingly crafted work of art. Besides that, most wands are thick enough for your fine fanny. They are approximately 18cm long and 4cm thick (a sizeable phallic shaped wand) and measure at about 500g in weight.

Keep in mind, that since all stones come from mother earth, the wands may be cold to touch at first. You can easily warm it up beforehand with a little friction from your hands. You can also run it under warm water.

As mentioned above, we absolutely love the Rose Quartz Wand, as it opens your heart to experience more love.

squirting using a crystal dildo

Struggling with low self-esteem? The Rose Quartz Wand can also teach you how to love yourself. It can also help you accept love from others.

Another one of our chosen favorites is the: The Indian Jade Pleasure Wand which can help us to quiet the monkey mind inside of us.

When all said and done, diving into the world of crystal dildos can be a bit intimidating. Unlike your fleshy dildo you have stowed away in your sock drawer, crystal dildos are not malleable, and will take some time getting used to.

A great way to get started is to check out: How to use the ROSE QUARTZ PLEASURE WAND with Rosie Rees.

Experimenting with Shapes and Sizes

Each wand will vary in size and shape, but there are a few wands that can dig even deeper into your most intimate nooks and crannies.

Cervical stimulators, for example, have a unique curved shape and bulbous end that can help women access more sensation in their cervix. Curved dildos can also help promote female ejaculation (aka squirting).

For anal play, you can experiment with wands that have bulbs like this one.

If the thick phallic shape of pleasure wands feel overwhelming – you can try this one, appropriately named the virgin. The virgin is great if you are on the petite side, or struggle with an overactive pelvic floor.

Social Proof: What Others Have To Say

Still not totally convinced that pleasure wands are something you want to get into? Looking for some real-people reviews on the subject?

Check what other people are saying about pleasure wands on Instagram:

@j…: “I can totally relate to this. I used the Rose Quartz wand a few times and then one night I just laid there and sobbed for a good 15 minutes. It was what I needed it was healing me and my body telling me to realise that pleasure comes with a healing process. It was beautiful after the sobbing stopped I couldn’t stop hugging myself and smiling and loving myself wholeheartedly. It was beautiful.”

@j…: “You must be open and ready to embrace or journey to another level of ur sexuality. I see it as mother nature giving me one of its many gifts to heal n pleasure my inner goddess.”

Awesome Alternatives

Not into crystals? But still itching to find a great alternative for your privy parts?

Well, lucky for you, there are some really good alternatives out there and most of them are body safe and made from more natural and less-stinky synthetic materials.

Some of these alternatives include:

Didn’t find an alternative that suits your fanny? You can read more about other alternatives here.

Discover Your Hidden Pleasure Vixen

If you are looking for deep pleasure, a higher level of consciousness and increased sexual vitality, crystal pleasure wands are for you.

Beautiful woman satisfied with crystal dildo

The best part about these pleasure wands is that they may help you release old ideas you have about sex, and turn you into a pleasure vixen. Moreover, pleasure wands can allow you to trust your own pleasure-based instincts, guilt, and shame FREE!

As with any crystal, make sure you set your intention before play. If you set your intention right, then get ready.

Crystal dildos will groom you for the most magical and sensual ride of your life.

About the author

Jenna Hall

Jenna Hall

Jenna discovered her passion for freelance writing in 2005 when she started a sex and relationship column for her university newspaper, The Tartan. The column eventually went viral, and shortly after she was recruited by Elle magazine to write as a Top Ten University Sex and Relationship Columnist for Ask E. Jean. In 2009, Jenna graduated from California State University, Dominguez Hills, earning a B.A in Communications with a concentration in Technical Writing and English. After graduation, she headed to Latin America to study to become a yoga teacher and was picked up by a Portland, Oregon-based activewear company to write for their blog on yoga, dating, and relationships. In 2014, Jenna permanently moved to South America, where she worked for one year at a local non-profit in Bolivia helping with fundraising and grant writing. She now writes and edits for several online publications on a variety of topics including health, relationships, travel, yoga, and fitness. She lives a simple life in Bolivia with her husband and son.